You were right, worst movie going experience ever. Of course it had nothing to do with the movie.
Ted has fallen for the dermatologist, Stella, doing his tattoo removal, unfortunately she can’t date patients.
Session 1- Stella is cracking up from the not-a-date. But Ted tells her that when the 10 weeks are up he’s going to ask her out. To which she responds, “no.”
Barney says that women make their decisions about a guy in the first 8.3 seconds. Ted says that he’s going to change her min over the next 10 weeks. Unfortunately, the rest of the session had Ted screaming like a girl.
Session 2- Ted told Stella about the summer he worked with inner city kids.
Session 3- They spoke nothing buy French.
Session 4- Ted made her laugh so hard she fell out of her chair.
Session 5- Ted juggled and she still said no. So, Ted decides to be nice to the meek receptionist in order to get in with Stella.
Session 6- Ted brings the receptionist coffee.
Session 7- Stella asks Ted if he will go with Abby the receptionist bowling with her church group. Instead Ted’s reading a book she has in her office.
Session 8- Ted’s read the book Stella has, and then finds out that she thinks its a stupid book. Unfortunately, Abby brings his copy in that he left in the trash. The group advises him to just nail Abby instead.
Barney tells Ted that he went down to the office to check out Stella and he found out that Stella has a “terrible, terrible” secret. Folliculaphilia. When Ted questions what that is, Barney says Stella is only attracted to men with mustaches.
Session 9- Ted grows a little ‘stache and Stella laughs in his face. Turns out a year earlier Barney bet Ted $10 that he could get him to grow a mustache. Then Ted finds out that Marshall went to see Stella and she said that she has a little crush on “a guy with a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.”
Session 10- Ted asks Stella out and she confesses that she has a daughter. So, she really has no life or time.
So Ted has an epiphany, Stella did not say no. So he meets her outside her office at lunch and asks her on a two minute date, because she only has two minutes for lunch. The go just 20 feet down the block and eat, and then 20 more feet more to watch 10 seconds of clips from an awful movie. The walk back to the first spot and have dessert and coffee, and then he walks her back to her office. It was a pretty great date.
The Mother- Oh Brittany Spears. You tried so hard to have a comeback. It just wasn’t going to happen. And what is up with your hair?
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