Dude, do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with.
I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
Marshall and Ted are into college basketball, and every year for March Madness they make up a bracket and they go in a $100,000 competition. And every year they lose.
Barney comes over and tells them that he keeps getting slapped by girls he’s hitting on. He leaves for a few seconds and when he comes back the girls are no longer into him and slaps him. But, the next night, Lily and Barney at the bar and when he leaves for a minute, this girl sits down and tells Lily that Barney’s lying to her and just trying to get in LIly’s pants and that it was the biggest mistake she ever made. Unfortunately, Lily didn’t get her name and the description fits all the girls Barney slept with. So, they pull out Barney’s scrapbook of all the girls he slept with. Lily doesn’t recognize any of them, so they put them into a bracket. They end up having a huge debate over who has the most cause to hate him. They get it down to the final four.
Meg- Lily insists that Barney apologizes to her, which Barney resists, until Lily tricks him into talking to her. Meg ends up apologizing to him.
Anna- Lily’s taking pictures. Turns out, she still thinks his name is Ted Mosby, and set up a website about how big a jerk he is. Barney ends up standing on a chair telling everyone what a jerk he is.
Kate- Kate tries to strangle him but it’s not her.
Holly- Turns out, Barney left her in the woods, camping. Also turns out that Holly’s now engaged, and there are no hard feelings. Then Holly's fiancée finds out that Holly was with Barney in July, when they started dating in June. Whoops.
Robin points ou that Barney is going about this all wrong, and he just needs to hit on a girl in the bar and wait for the mystery girl to show up. Lily is hanging out by the jukebox. The guys are hanging out in the booth. Then Robin comes in, looking hot, and then Barney comes over to hit on her. They “flirt” and Barney goes to the bathroom and a blonde approaches Barney. They check the bracket and the girl’s not in the top 64. Barney doesn’t recognize her and approaches her when she’s walking away, and tells her how horrible he is to girls and that he doesn’t remember her, which is worse. Turns out, she’s just a girl Robin knows from work.
Future Ted explains that Barney did figure out who the mystery girl was, but we’ll find out more about that later.
The Mother- Not my favorite episode, but not a bad one either.
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