Season 3, Episode 4: Little Boys

I love sports cars, it that doesn’t mean I want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.

Shotgun.

Lily wants to set Robin up with a great guy she knows and the group pushes until they find out what the “but” is (i.e., restraining orders, babying her dog, huge butt, etc.) and finally Lily reveals he has a kid.  Except Robin hates kids.  BUT, Robin agrees to meet the guy, regardless.

Robin comes back from his date and says that “George” is a great guy, but she’s a little apprehensive about meeting the kid.

Barney is trying to get Ted to wear an eye-patch to pick up women, but Ted insists that guys with game don’t need eye-patches.  Marshall shows up and says that he has the most game because he’s married which is “winning” the game.  But Barney and Ted are still fighting over who has the most game.  They decide to pick out a girl and whoever can pick her up wins.  Barney gets slapped, and it turns out he slept with her like a year previously.  Barney says they’re going to have to pick another girl, but Ted says it’s still on and goes after her.

Robin is really struggling with this guy, and finally confesses that she’s not a kid person.  They agree to take it slow, but end up sleeping together and the next morning, guess who shows up.  The kid’s a classic 6-year-old, kinda annoying but kinda cute too.  Ted is dating “Stacy” the girl from the bar, but the problem is he really started to like her.  Marshall’s still trying to prove he’s got just as much game as the other guys.  He shows up  having done the math and he and Lily have had sex 1053.5 times.  But the guys says it counts as 1.  Barney tries to psyche Ted out by bringing up that he’s already slept with her.

Robin’s excited because the kid really seems to like her.  But then she says she’s going to have to break it off because the kid’s getting too serious.  Except, the kid’s already attached to her, he already drew a picture of her labeling it “My New Mommy.”

Ted goes to sleep with Stacy but he can’t stop imagining tiny Barney’s crawling all over her.

Robin goes to see the kid, and realizes that the kid hasn’t been dumped before.  So she uses all the clichés in the book, and then she finds out that George has also been dating a different girl, the girl from the picture.

Ted admits to the guys that he couldn’t sleep with Stacy.  Then Barney admits that he really went up to the girl and told her that Ted was interested in her but too shy, so would she slap him to make Ted think that she didn’t go for guys who do lines.  So now, he’s going to look great.  Everything Ted was telling him about her, Barney was using to score points.  So Barney’s there to swoop in when she’s upset over the break-up.

Except, a month later, she’s still taking things slow in getting over Ted.  So Barney’s still waiting.

The Mother-  Gah!  Get to The Mother already!  I mean seriously.  We’ve had nothing lately.

Note: My apologies about being MIA lately.  Between putting in 9-10 hour days at work and not getting home until after 8 every night I just haven’t had the time or energy to keep up with this.  Hopefully, life will slow down in the next couple weeks.