Very funny Wendy, now we know you watch porn!
Barney comes bursting in with big news, he found a porno starring “Ted Mosby” (which explains some creepy things his doctor said). So, they plug the video, and then the girls come in. They find out that “Ted Mosby” is getting pretty famous and while looking at what he’s done lately it turns out that Ted mistakenly did an interview for AVW (Adult Video Weekly or as Ted thought, Architecture Vision Weekly), which was bizarre.
Then they find out that “Ted Mosby” has the same hometown as Ted. SO they decide go to a Porn Convention where the guy will be signing autograph. Barney and Ted meet “Ted Mosby” and he tells Ted his name is Steve Biel. He was in 4th grade when Ted was in 9th. One day after school a bunch of 7th graders were beating up Steve and Ted pulled them off him. Steve vowed to honor Ted when he’d made something of himself. Ted tells him he should stop using his name, and Steve is disappointed. Ted says that the guy who actually saved Steve was “Lance Hardwood.” But the guy thinks that would be the great title of a movie, “Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect” starring Ted Mosby.
Meanwhile, Marshall got a job at the NRDC, his environmental dream job. But, he still has a job interview at a firm that is an ecological disaster. The guy who interviews him is totally different than what he was expecting (young and cool) and the guy is seducing Marshall. Marshall says he’s not going to continue to interview with them, but Lily pushes Marshall to do it anyway.
At dinner, the guy keeps throwing money and stuff at Marshall. And Marshall resists, until the guy points out that if Marshall works for them he’ll have money and security. Turns out, a big plus for Marshall taking this job would be the fact that Lily has a major spending problem. She has an insane amount of credit cards, and an unknown amount of debit. Robin’s horrified, and can’t believe that Lily hasn’t told Marshall about any of it. And Robin realizes that Lily's been pushing Marshall to take the high-paying job.
Marshall stays out so late, that he crashes on the guy’s couch. The next morning he has to do “the walk of shame” that walk home after you did something you regret the night before, like take a job offer. When he gets home, Lily’s ready to reveal her debt, but Marshall blurts out that he took the job. He’s disgusted with himself, but it’s so much money. Barney advises him to take the money because money buys happiness. Robin tells Lily to tell Marshall because it’ll help him make the decision. But Lily tells him to take the NRDC job. Marshall calls to turn down the job, but the guy takes him to an amusement park. So Marshall tells the guy he can’t take the job and the guy tells him that if he takes the job his only client will be the amusement park. Turns out, the amusement park is actually evil.
The Mother- How awkward would it be to find out there’s a porn star using your name? Anybody else reminded of that episode of Friends where they think Phoebe’s a porn star?
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